did you ever stop and wonder........?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
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>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
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>These pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
>the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
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>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
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>a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
>Point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
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>Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed
>if they are going to look up there anyway?
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>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
>dogs!
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>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
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>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)
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>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
>then what is baby oil made from?
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>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
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>Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
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>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at You,
>but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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>Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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