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Agree with voddie. Something's not been right since day 1.
The mother said they weren't far away, rather like having a BBQ in your back garden. Having seen a map of the area, that's one hell of a...

Hey up chuck.
I've been loitering around, just couldn be rrrrrsed to jump in.
I think I'm going through some sort of midlife crisis - or I would if I could be rrrrrsed to:D

The name's Bond...
Uni Bond
& I've come to fill your crack.

Similar to one I know...
Betty bought a bit of butter but the bit of butter Betty bought was bitter
so Betty bought a better bit of butter that was better than the bitter bit of butter Betty bought...

Who is this sara?

Fine. It's been a while.
how's you?

Hi Patriot, I was just thinking about popping to the shops for a bag of M&Ms:D

I suspect he'll be getting plenty of medals & ribbons just for saying he's prepared to go.
TBH I couldn give a mokey's either way but I do appreciate the fact that all the local nutters will make it...

Probably.
It's like the big deal about mobile phones & pacemakers / petrol stations / hospitals.

The signal from a mobile doesn't affect hospital equipment / pacemakers or ignite petrol fumes.

Telephone Preference Service (TPS)
DMA House
70 Margaret Street
London
W1W 8SS
TPS Registration line - 0845 070 0707
Tel020 7291 3320Fax020 7323 4226
Email tps@dma.org.uk
Web...

Mate of mine lives on a narrowboat, he still gets loads of calls from the upvc companies & actually invites them round to give him a quote. Amazingly, very few upvc glazing companies do portholes &...

Contact TPS (Telephone preference services) via their website, it takes about a month then the calls dwindle to nothing. In a strange way I actually miss the fun & games.
I used to love the double...

I loved to play little games with them but since signing to TPS I don't get my fun.
"can you hang on, a pan's boiling over"
"oh hang on, someone's at the door"

Then I'd time them to see how...

JC may not have been born then but it is believed that He was around. Genesis 1:26 says "Let us make man in our image".
Perhaps JC was messing around with God's DiY creation kit (Woolies £9.99), and...

They don't know their Bible then.
BTW, Genesis 6:2 actually says "The sons of God"

The usual train of thought on this is that Cain's desendants were evil - as he killed his brother, was cast out...

Very nice, I especially loved the fish pond - similar design to my own although next time I'm going to put a window in the side so I can sit & watch my koi.

To be fair are the cars parked on land owned by business premises for which they pay rates, or are they just utilising a wide pavement area in which case the pavement also forms part of the highway...

Emmissions from cars etc are a fraction of those from the thousands of aircraft constantly flying over here.

£38 O>>>M>>>G
And I thought it was extortion when I was charged £20 for going a few pence over - and they also charged me for every transaction right back to the start of the month (and this would...

Saw an ad today for a debt service - they claim that new Government legislation can reduce the amount owed by as much as half.
They make it sound as though you can sell your soul to the devil & then...

When I first read that I thought the kids were called green flag.
Must learn to read things a bit slower.

The thing is, though, banks will then start to charge everybody for the privilege of banking with them. We may see banking become a facility for the select few.
Some banks are already changing the...

I don't know - but look at other businesses...
We have DS's example of the mechanic being paid a £70 retainer and £50 per hour to work.
How about when you call out a plumber, electrician, gasman?...

I've always agreed with people getting out what they have paid in. Sadly, I have seen cases where people live for today all their lives so go into retirement expecting state handouts (having no...

Sorry dragonmist, I temporarily forgot your posting.
I had to admit, I was really suprised when the S/W told me this & asked her if she was sure.
I also asked my OH to check this out (she's a S/W...

You read it right. In this county, all Soc.Serv homes were sold off to private concerns. the main reason was down to budgets. They often had problems keeping staff - the pay was fine, it was the lack...

And what happens to those 100 other people whilst they are waiting, possibly years, to get in?

It's one thing having the top brass telling you your father HAS to have this sort of care, getting...

OK, you're the one with all the answers.
How much would you charge and breakdown the costs for me.
I'd really love to know.

That'd be why my f-i-l had no 'professional' help to look after his wife despite her alzheimers being very severe & perhaps the same reasons apply to why my 87y/o neighbour is looking after his 90y/o...

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Really? That explains why my Father-in-law looked like he hadn't slept & why OH & I had to do all their shopping, washing, cleaning etc.
Y'know, I wondered why she asked the same...