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The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.

'I would l ike a...

A man walks into the street and just as it starts to sprinkle, he
manages to
get a taxi just as it's passing by. He climbs into the taxi, and the
cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:



Guts - is...

I think this is my problem with this... almost acceptable if it's someone else... I'm a mum too and I can't say I would be so accepting if it was any of my kids.

:eek: Noooooo way... I mean that is so... like... weeeeird!! :eek:

I tend to be on the 'each to their own' side of the fence but what really concerns me is how the relationship of that nature started between them in the first place. Has the woman 'played the field'...

> Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one
> day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic,
> one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual.
>
> The doctor, addressing all...

Love it... article 1:

Tesco promise for 350 local jobs

Up to 700 jobs would be created at the new store
Hundreds of unemployed people could be helped back to work by a regeneration scheme...

Just testing the water... Not sure how easily offended the ppl are on here these days... you know how easily riled they used to be... thought I'd best start with a tame one ;o)

ConfessioN
> >
> > A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband
> >is at work.
> >
> > Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and
> >hides in the bedroom closet...

Accident? Losses? Should I do my sales pitch now or later??? LOL

Such smut coming from you...

And there was me thinking he meant the site... not them... tut tut LOL
I see some things don't change around here LMAO.
Hope all's good with you all.
S x

PMSL... I wonder if my clients would see the funny side of this one??? LOL

My cat, Clarice, will sit and wait when I get home from work until I take my shoes off. She will then try to get inside them... she LOVES shoes. If ever we want to keep her quiet, we give her a pair...

I haven't been back here in a while but was pleasantly surprised to see how much ebid has grown. Well done to everyone - the site looks great - it's looking much more 'now' - I remember the days when...

I've been so tempted to hit reply on the e-mails.
Hubby banks with Abbey and he has has his online account hacked - not sure how cos you have to enter so much to log on!
Also his business account...

We have dishwasher and I've trained the kids - now get get arguments over who is loading and unloading rather than who is washing and drying - who said technology makes life easier? It just creates...

Hello everyone,
I thought I would make you all aware that recently I have received a number of fraudulent e-mails stating
that my bank account is at risk and that I should follow a link in the...

www.suckmybouncyones.com


And if that really is a site, I had no idea... was the reference to the bouncy boobs and not implying I have anything else bouncy that anyone may wish to suck... OK OK,...

PMSL... Okey dokey then :o)

Your avi is looking decidely viscious these days hun... my Dad didn't know much about his - didn't speak about his either...
Have finally traced his line back to late 1700s after some 20 years of...

Is anyone else into researching this? Just wondered as I am into it... putting the feelers out so to speak ;o)

get a book published? I have written a few children's stories.
My daughter took it to school and her classmates loved it! My friend's son did the same and got the same reception. Would love to get...

How truly bizarre... !
Stuff having to sign her full name for anything...
That poor kid :o(

You have just missed off one of the greatest bands of all time - is that cos you are all getting ready for their gig today in London (which I am sooooooo gutted I am not going to)...

I LOVE BON...

it won't let me pm you...
Sod it, if the pervs all e-mail me, so be it... if I get spammed... c'est la vie... always have another addy... LOL

retserrofharas AT hotmail DOT com

That...

PMSL... of all the things I get remembered for... had to be the norks!
Emma, have the rules for the norks changed then? what's this about wearing a bra for the photo??? LMAO...
Yes, I am still...

How are you guys doing then???
Hope all is well around the table... will drop by soon for a nosey about... I notice a few familiar names...
Norty Morty (with the bouncy blue boobs for those who...