UPSET WIFE - She came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY
upset! 'You
are a disrespectful pig!' she cried....
Type: Posts; User: swopmebob
UPSET WIFE - She came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY
upset! 'You
are a disrespectful pig!' she cried....
Umm....hmm..? - Who should we ask if there's no more toilet paper?!
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The boys will enjoy this one!
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out...
A little boy says to his father;
'What is Politics and why is that Gordon Brown on the television again?'Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:I am the head of the family, so...
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the...
Subject: YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE!!!!!
Subject: Fwd: FW: Mating Call
Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to...
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.
Finally, thoroughly ...
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny , a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should
have separate bedrooms, because...
This pole placement should make for some interesting turns!
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Just so we are clear, when it rains, the ground will be wet right?
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I told her she could sleep there, I swear !
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It's a good thing they have signs to keep this clear!
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Know when to say when - WHEN!
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Red,But I Havent......
Subject: Bless the Irish........
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
Artery.................. The study of paintings
Bacteria.................Back door to cafeteria.
Subject: Parrots
A lady approaches a priest and says to him,
'Father I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing'.
'What do they...
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"Can you hear me okay? I actually brought my new cell on the boat. Just not sure how the service is out here!"
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Traffic Question
Most men will get this right!
Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a ' NO PASSING ' sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider.
Do ...
Jacqueline and her husband Marc went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ...
> A Nun and a Priest
> A nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a
> camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped
> dead without warning.After dusting themselves off,...
You would not believe what I caught last week!
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WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
“HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING
...
Funny Picture:
Maybe I should have listened to my mother about riding motorcycles!
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I was told to paint lines on the street, not remove fallen branches!
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I guess when you can walk on water, you don't need a pole to catch fish!
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I guess everyone has a different opinion of bottomless!
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This should at least get him through the afternoon!
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Please hurry! My race starts in ten minutes!
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Please hurry! My race starts in ten minutes!
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It worked in speed, I thought we could make it!
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