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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on their holidays.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. They packed colourful shirts,...

If you you like to see my gardens in the past years check out this link . . . .
https://quiltpolice.weebly.com/blog/...gardens-flower



And me :D Your flowers are stunning Police!

The old, evil, bald king had three sons.
The youngest one shared his traits but the two older sons were not of an evil nature. In order to make sure the youngest one succeeded him, the king captured...

Probably working it's way up to us Buttons, we've a yellow warning for rain from midnight.

A rare sight on the Fylde Coast in Lancashire, it's years since we've had snow that settled. So glad the tree missed your house Pos - stay safe everyone!

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A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But unfortunately since this is a new procedure...

Honey is another cutie! That's quite a harem you have Ian :)

Best wishes from me too Becky, all the best for your future.

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Nice one Books :) I see you've pinched Cheaver's jumper lol!

Hoping everyone had a lovely Christmas Day :)

Happy Birthday Penni!

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Lovely to see Monks antics again Choc, your sister is so creative :)

What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?

3 different answers

Yes, well done indeed Ian!

Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.
They rub it, and a genie appears.

"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces....

A man meets a Native American with flawless memory...

When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most.
He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly...

Same here now the 25 mph wind has now eased.

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”

The husband lurched...

The wind has died down this morning, it was so strong overnight it broke one of Lytham windmill sails.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-58773921

A quarter dies and goes to heaven


At his arrival at the gates of heaven, the Lord himself welcomes him while angels play the trumpets. The quarter doesn't believe his eyes as he is being given...

Opal looks like a gem Madelaine. (Sorry couldn't resist!!)

Seriously though, she does look like a lovely cat - and a lucky one to have found such a good home.

Petrol station queues here too. I'm just home from a 5 mile trip into Blackpool, and there were long tailbacks - I was lucky enough to be able to turn off and come home along the promenade with no...

Neither did I!
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The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, "Wasp noises from around the world".


Intrigued, he goes...

TY - I loved it too, it reminded me of my first game of darts in a pub - I hit the light above the dart board :D:D

For her birthday I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go there on holiday when this pandemic is over.

Turns out we are spending...

So I went to a mixed religion seminar...


The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I...

Well done Madelaine :)

I think you can blackball the buyer to remove the question, and then take your buyer off the blackball list. Hope that makes sense. :)

An old granny and her grand daughter are chatting about granpa

-Did you love him, granma?
-Oh yes, i loved him so much. He was all my life, even tough he was so lazy.
-How come?
-You...

We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that:

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it...