Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[cornishmaid1961]

Corporal Somerset you are meant to be setting an example to the ranks not selling things !

Don't know what is going on with the listing numbers at the moment they seem to be going up and down like a yoyo at the moment. May I remind all eBid army personal that we are meant to be heading in the 4 million direction !



​Oh dear I hope you are alright Private Meebo and that your blood pressure stops going up and down in time with the listings !

[Tropical_Trish]

Hope that you will be ok meebs, and your Marsden team sort your meds out and make you feel better very soon.
I too have to go back to see my doctor as my quarterly blood letting session has revealed that my red blood cell count has gone up over the limit.

I think sarge will need meds (possibly in alcoholic form) when she finds out that I have 17 Bombs In Disguise planted in my store .......
not mentioning the 57 that have gone off this last week.

I think I'll hide until the storm passes!

[HerMajesty]

Sarge, I want you to imeeeeediately put Trish on spuds duty. I'm having a rather large do and she obviously needs to be put back in line. Also, do require her to attend the next training class of "HOW TO GUARD YOUR LISTINGS", "THWARTING THE ENEMY FROM WITHOUT", and the "THWARTING THE ENEMY FROM WITHIN".

Also, Sarge, I think you should speak to the Marsden Team for Meebo - set them on a straight course of proper infantry protection and improvement, and have them get their hands out of your special sauce and into doling out better sauces for meebo.

Moonie - you are so right about crashes and bangs and things that go bump in the night. I about took out Phillpot one afternoon when he walked into a room behind me and I hadn't heard his approach. Whenever I hear a loud noise, it startles me so much and feels like electricity is going through my (lovely) body. Hope your guy can relax. Hopefully the winds have died down there. They do get on anyone's nerves, anyway, without the issue.

[cornishmaid1961]

PRIVATE TROPICAL report to my office pronto !

(preferably with at least six bottles of gin to hand !!!!)

[Tropical_Trish]

PRIVATE TROPICAL report to my office pronto !

(preferably with at least six bottles of gin to hand !!!!)

YIKES!
Now look Sarge, it really wasn't my fault that I have been taken advantage of by snipers.
(I blame Private meebo, since Pte Cats has gone AWOL) !!!

I have been busy frantically scanning and listing, so please take this into consideration when doling out my punishment.
Please don't hand out the latrine brush, as I have an acute attack of IBS and scrubbing latrines would make me have the $hites even worse.
I don't mind peeling a few spuds though, so I'll peel a couple of sacks for the troops.
Erm, please can I have the army gramophone on whilst spud bashing?

Oh, I Bring a gift to try and absolve my negligence to duty

[Anniemcc2]

[cornishmaid1961]

It's a good job I've been down the road in the mess all evening so have mellowed somewhat Private Tropical (hic).
Yes you can have the army gramophone and it will be playing just one song if you carry on selling like that ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY I will tell the folks back home that you WILL be long as you have rather a lot of spuds to peel !

[meebo1]

Good morning! I was back in my bunk at 6pm yesterday armed with 5 days worth of antibiotics to treat a urine infection. I will go back there a bit later, but my back fancied an upright position for a bit. I'll go and put the kettle on shortly

[Maelbrigda]

Good Morning! Been up since 4 card making. OH has just had toast and the smell is making me hungry. lots of listing today. Trying t reach 3500 by Mondy

[Anniemcc2]

I was awake at 4am as well Penni, due to the gale force wind outside making quite a racket, but managed to get back to sleep for a bit.

Nothing planned for today because of the rugby - himself will be watching the tv and I'll be postage editing! Simple supper already planned for between matches - Sausage & Mash.

3 weeks until we hit the Costas and get some sunshine and warmth