Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[cmjewels925]

Well, I was going to come on and give you all a right b*ll*cking for the appalling drop in figures

eBid UK 1,950,510 -92,782
eBid US 2,056,827 -54,807
eBid Fr 1,592,153 -99,537
eBid Au 1,496,762 -97,378

Total listings 2,563,921 -78,704

but you've been somewhat saved by the fact that I'm still reeling from the terrible language used by Sgt. Major Cornish in her last post.

I think a remake of 'Whiskey Galore' using the Isles of Scilly and starring Sergeant Major Cornish might have quite an impact Captain Jewels ma'am !

You might be finding ME making quite an impact if you don't edit your post and get rid of that offensive 'e'!

[cmjewels925]

Don't make suggestions... don't volunteer....I am a lowly Private.... and very happy to slide under the Radar... unlike some who slide under the Mess table!! Naming no names but if the cap fits....

I'd like to point out that the only reason you'll ever find either myself or Sgt. Major Cornish under the mess table is because we keep the radar on top of it and we're checking nobody has slid underneath.

[cmjewels925]

That's what I was trying to reach out for, I only had my sporran to cover my dignity !!!

And there's the proof that Cpl. Dropsies is supervising you very well. You didn't use to bother that your dignity was paraded for all to see.

[CarnoustieCats]

I'd like to point out that the only reason you'll ever find either myself or Sgt. Major Cornish under the mess table is because we keep the radar on top of it and we're checking nobody has slid underneath.

gosh - the demands of command are so awesome....

[cornishmaid1961]

Well, I was going to come on and give you all a right b*ll*cking for the appalling drop in figures

eBid UK 1,950,510 -92,782
eBid US 2,056,827 -54,807
eBid Fr 1,592,153 -99,537
eBid Au 1,496,762 -97,378

Total listings 2,563,921 -78,704

but you've been somewhat saved by the fact that I'm still reeling from the terrible language used by Sgt. Major Cornish in her last post.


You might be finding ME making quite an impact if you don't edit your post and get rid of that offensive 'e'!

Oops sorry Captain Jewels ma'am, the bottle from my breakfast tipple must have slipped and caught the 'e' key by accident there ma'am ! Never fear ma'am I've found a solution for the next time I get posted to Cornwall.

[lejoueurdepipeau]

Wow!! That is a drop in figures - just as we were doing so well!!

C'est dommage - mais je n'ai pas vendu 99,537 articles!

[meebo1]

I hope the captain has forgotten her French!

[booksntings]

And there's the proof that Cpl. Dropsies is supervising you very well. You didn't use to bother that your dignity was paraded for all to see.

Yes but it is getting a bit chilly these days, so I may have to take to wearing Tartan trews.

[meebo1]

good morning! As it's Sunday, I thought I'll tiptoe down to the canteen a bit later, so you can snooze a bit longer. Unless OH has other plans, I want to lists some more bits of china so I can put them away safely before someone turns them into a jigsaw puzzle. And I still haven't done the ironing - the pile is steadily growing. I just realised that the time have changed - so that's another job I need to see to -change all the clocks. Ah well.....coffee first

[redkiteshoard]

Tis Winter!!!!!!!
Where did the Summer and Autumn go???
Time seems to be rushing by, without a care for those with little haste to spare.