Of course you can post here, Pte. Devil. We have a load of lurkers, shirkers and general ne'er do wells on this thread regardless of what the number of posts they've made says about them. Toddle off to the mess and the Sgt. Major will fill you in on army life while you buy her gin. Not bad at all, Korporal Klj. Manolo seems to be very good at what he does. I do have to agree with Cornish about the shorts, though. I'm also a bit concerned about the top - it must get awfully hot roasting coffee beans all day. When you get a minute, ask him to pop over and see Gustav for some wardrobe tips.
That's Scottish toad-in-the-hole.