A Priest And A Nun With Bad Habits...

[swopmebob]

> A Nun and a Priest
> A nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a
> camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped
> dead without warning.After dusting themselves off, the Nun
> and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long
> period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this
> looks pretty grim.''I know, Father. In fact, I
> don't think it likely that we can survive more than a
> day or two..' 'I agree,' says the Father.
> 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here
> alive, would you do something for me?''Anything,
> Father.''I have never seen a woman's breasts
> and I was wondering if I might see yours.''Well,
> under the circumstances I don't see that it would do
> any harm.' The Nun opened her habit and the Priest
> enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting
> frequently on their beauty. 'Sister, would you mind if
> I touched them?'.....she consented and he fondled them
> for several minutes.'Father, could I ask something of
> you?''Yes, Sister?''I have never seen a
> man's penis. Could I see yours?''I suppose that
> would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.
> 'Oh Father, may I touch it?' The priest consented
> and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge
> erection.'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in
> the right place, it can Give Life.''Is that true
> Father?' 'Yes, it is, Sister.''Oh Father,
> that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and
> let's get the hell out of here!'
>

[penny291]

A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing"
"What do they say" the priest inquired
" They only know how to say, Hi were prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"
"Thats terrible" the priest exclaimed "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship.


"Thank You" the woman responded

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priests house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts the two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we"re prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away brother. Our prayers have been answered!"

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