Yes folks, here is a great opportunity to win a fantastic prize.
In YDC63 harold69 bid with fervour and deep pockets to win ruthiewildchild's great avatar and banner lot. You can read the full, glorious details of this item here:
ruthiewildchild avatar and banner
Now, through the generosity of both parties you all have a chance to snaffle this great prize for yourselves. What will it cost? Nothing. Not a cent, not a penny, not a brass razoo. Just a little inventiveness...
You have one week in which to post to this thread the most amusing, amazing, astounding reasons why you should be the person to be Ruthied in this way. Tell Harold, Ruthie and myself, your panel of judges, why you should be the one to take the prize, and we'll award this fabulous free item to the one we judge the finest bit of grovelling, demanding, lying, bare-faced cheek, poetic prose or vaunting verse. Impress us.
Bribes to the judges will be donated to YDC, should you be so inclined.
The judges' decision will be final, and might come down to two falls and a submission.
There are no limits to the form your claim should take, nor any limit to the number of claims you can make, just make sure you post them to this thread.
You have until noon, next Sunday, 8th March (GMT since we've got Harold out-numbered).
The winner will be announced as soon after that as we stop spitting and fighting and pulling each other's hair.
Any more rules we make up as we go along will be posted here. Anybody who doesn't know why this is such a great prize should look here.
So off you go... why should you be the one to be Ruthied?