Roll up! Roll up! Win a great prize from ruthiewildchild & harold69

[bykimbo]

Yes folks, here is a great opportunity to win a fantastic prize.

In YDC63 harold69 bid with fervour and deep pockets to win ruthiewildchild's great avatar and banner lot. You can read the full, glorious details of this item here:

ruthiewildchild avatar and banner

Now, through the generosity of both parties you all have a chance to snaffle this great prize for yourselves. What will it cost? Nothing. Not a cent, not a penny, not a brass razoo. Just a little inventiveness...

You have one week in which to post to this thread the most amusing, amazing, astounding reasons why you should be the person to be Ruthied in this way. Tell Harold, Ruthie and myself, your panel of judges, why you should be the one to take the prize, and we'll award this fabulous free item to the one we judge the finest bit of grovelling, demanding, lying, bare-faced cheek, poetic prose or vaunting verse. Impress us.

Bribes to the judges will be donated to YDC, should you be so inclined.

The judges' decision will be final, and might come down to two falls and a submission.

There are no limits to the form your claim should take, nor any limit to the number of claims you can make, just make sure you post them to this thread.

You have until noon, next Sunday, 8th March (GMT since we've got Harold out-numbered).

The winner will be announced as soon after that as we stop spitting and fighting and pulling each other's hair.

Any more rules we make up as we go along will be posted here. Anybody who doesn't know why this is such a great prize should look here.

So off you go... why should you be the one to be Ruthied?

[harold69]

OK, this is not a seat in the SENATE being offered by the Govenor of any state, bribe freely

[klj]

Hope you realise that we are all just thinking very very hard!

[Huddylion]

Perhaps just perhaps you should give it to the most famous ebidder around (YES ME) Huddylion Mr two million blah blah blah etc etc.
Just think of the exposure it would get by giving it to me whilst I am on my journeys around the internet world, like when I go over to the dark side to wind them up with my ME page,or when I venture into MILLWALLland to chat to me fellow Wall boys an girls.

And all the other places that you seriously dont want to know about .
Well thats my starter for 10

[smiffy49er]

Well I do not want to win it.
Ruthie is useless at making avatars and banners.

I do not think anybody should enter this competition as you will all be so disappointed.

Then I can sneak in next sunday and win woohoo. Sorted

[meebo1]

I wish I could think of something, but there is still time

[ejean9]

Well..i think it should go to me....i struggle so much with my banners and stuff..and i love butterflies..and would so like a new one.....i have 3 children...2 cats..5 budgies...6 rabbits...4 posums...10 meerkats...2 eleflumps...to feed on a daily basis...so cant spare any money for new things to brighten up my ebid...i have been stuck in the house with pleurisy (cough)...my car tax has ran out...i suffer from Raynauds which is getting worse by the day...even my cats look at me with pity in their eyes......and i sooo do not mind begging...it may come to that thou...picture me and my meercats outside Lidl begging for pennies...But..if it does come to that..you can be sure..ill be wearing my EBID T SHIRT PROUDLY !

but if you good judges decide there is someone more deserving..thats ok by me too..and ill cheer for them..

end of begging letter...your humble ebid fellow ejean9

[ruthiewildchild]

Oh dear, my heart is bleeding for you all.....




PMSL

[bykimbo]

[crazymama]

Something for almost nothing. That's what I'm talkin about.

Give it up for
"Crazymama"