Ive won a million pounds!!!!

[MrsBentley]

lol.

[shelleywelley]

I don't win anything, think Tiscali keep all the decent emails to themselves

[shezz]

I don't win anything, think Tiscali keep all the decent emails to themselves

Awww shelley, that aint fair

Hold on sure i got summit you can have




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But you cant have the

"cough" Jack rabbit vibrator

thats mine

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The information in this post is for laughs only, please do not try to contact any of the above

if you do then be it on your own head

[meebo1]

All I am being offered is a Dell laptop and I am not in the least tempted

[ejean9]

mm..only thing i have been offered is some herbal viagra eye drops...but i wouldnt want to "look" hard........

[TiasTreasures]

I've "won" a new car,two or three free cell phones, a new TV, free DVDs . . . can't even remember them all. I think I spend too much time online.

For some reason, I decided not to claim any of my "prizes".

[summerdreams]

I've got several emails telling me I've won the lottery in the UK. Funny thing is I don't recall ever buying any lottery from the UK. lol

[bykimbo]

I've got several emails telling me I've won the lottery in the UK. Funny thing is I don't recall ever buying any lottery from the UK. lol

Oh that's okay, they've just got us confused. All the US stuff I win is obviously really yours. We just need to swap spam!

[summerdreams]

Oh that's okay, they've just got us confused. All the US stuff I win is obviously really yours. We just need to swap spam!

That's really nice of you Kim...but I'm feeling generous. Why don't I just give you my spam to go with the rest of yours? lol

[phanmale]

That's really nice of you Kim...but I'm feeling generous. Why don't I just give you my spam to go with the rest of yours? lol

ROFL dont mention Spam when my OH is listening - he just keeps going on about Spam toasties!! (I hope noone tell him hes just getting pork luncheon meat!)

spam, spam, spam, spam, wonderful spam!!!!!!!!

I feel a Monty Python sketch coming on again...