Heaven....

[JerseyDevil]

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

[TexasAda]

Hey now! You're not suggesting that as the introduction to the eBid cookbook, are you?

[harold69]

No Americans in the lot, hmmm, is that a help or henderance

[smiffy49er]

Are you selling tickets??
Book me on the first available flight please