About 20 years ago I had to go to a local Police station to pick up a young lad who had been AWOL.
He had been arrested by the Police at a football International along with a group of hooligans and was being handed back to our tender mercies.
The Desk sergeant told me that the prisoner had self harmed (although that wasnt the Phrase he used as it hadnt been invented) while in custody, but that he was ok and We shouldnt be alarmed at his appearance.
When we got to the cell door there was half a dozen Bobbies all stood around giggling and peering through the door flap.
When the door opened I was gob Smacked he had the word DNALGNE tattood on his forehead.
The Bobbies all fell about laughing and that made him frantic,
"This is a statement, This is where I am From" "Im proud me" he was saying.
Then I just collapsed into laughter as I understood what he had done.
He had tattood himself in a Mirror and what he thought it said was ENGLAND.
No one had told him of the mistake.
Often wonder what became of him.
Paul