If Aliens Invaded the Earth and YOU were the first contact

[Rednosty]

What would you say? (Funny answers please) I think I would say

Look mate You can't park there!

Or Do you need to sign on?

[shezz]

could'nt tell them where to go


that would be racial discrimination if i'm there long enought think i say

it's thata way to the moon, or you ok m8 travelled far have ya

or

take me back to your planet, i wanna get of this world

[yorkiesauctions]

I'd hand it my mobile and say, "Here you go mate, phone home"

or

"The Social Security offices are just round the corner, go there and they'll have you fixed up with a house, transport, food, and fortnightly payments in no time."

or

"Take you to my leader?, you REALLY don't want to meet him mate"

or

"Dude!, try a tic tac!"

or

"You ain't a Yorkshire lad are you?, you from down south?"

[FairMaiden]

Just love the tic tac one

[Rednosty]

Mate the nearest toilet is down the M23 go down the M25 then M26 Keep going stright until you get to a big tunnel When you go through the tunnel follow the signs to Paris There you will see a big pointy thing Park on top and viola!

Or Sell it on Ebid!

Or "what you looking At"

Or Ugh What are you wearing! Yes your bum does look big in that!

[JanetB]

What would you say? (Funny answers please) I think I would say

Look mate You can't park there!

Or Do you need to sign on?

Passports please!

x

[thebeddingman]

So, do you have compulsory free postage on books where you come from?

[PATRIOT73]

as tha gota a leet........lad

[FairMaiden]

Havent I seen you somewhere before?

[thebeddingman]

I used to have one o' them, but I traded it in for this ere Toyota.