Two Women
> Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a
> while one looks
> at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening
> to you, that you're from Ireland."
> The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
>
> The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya
> from ?
>
> The other woman answers, 'I'm from St.John's , I am.'
>
> The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live
> on?'
>
> The other woman says, 'A lovely little area it was in the west
> end. I lived
> on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
>
> The first one says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So
> did I! And what school did ya go to?'
>
> The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of
> Mary, of course.'
>
> The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell
> me,what year did you graduate?'
>
> The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in
> 1964.'
>
> The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down
> upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in
> the same pub tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from Holy
> Heart of Mary in 1964 me self."
>
>
> About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and
> orders a beer.
> Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his head
> and mutters,
> 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
>
>
>
> Michael asks , ' Why do you say that , Brian ?'
>
>
>
> Brian answers , 'The Murphy twins are drunk again .'