Clean Humor Thread

[Mandart]

[cambrensis]

[FalonTowers]

Just a bit of a rant:

Fireworks being let off already. I think it is ridiculous, and so early. My cat was so scared he ran up my Christmas tree.

[FalonTowers]

Aaaagh!!
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID !

[FalonTowers]

[Mandart]

[Tropical_Trish]

[FalonTowers]

Missing dog. If you caesar, lettuce know

[Tropical_Trish]

Last night, our local village hall held a grand fancy dress competition with super prizes.
I went in a fantastic hired costume dressed as a Giraffe.
I was disappointed not to win a prize .........

But at least I could hold my head up high.

[sucadot]

A man meets a Native American with flawless memory...

When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most.
He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one.

Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, "What did you eat on October 18, 1987?"

The Chief replies "Eggs".

He leaves the Chief and goes home.

A year later he meets the Chief again.

Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says "How" - and the Chief says, "Scrambled!"