Clean Humor Thread

[cambrensis]

We should all be very careful when using predictive text! (The "ss" should read "ddl" !!!)

[FalonTowers]

[cambrensis]

News Flash from the English Coastguard.The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the Kent coast this morning.

This placed the Navy in a rather awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but rather away from Kent and towards France.

Another surprise was that the boats weren't loaded with migrants as expected, but with British Senior Citizens.

Their claim was they were trying to get to Calais so as to be able to return to the UK as migrants and therefore be entitled to substantially more benefits than they currently receive as legitimate British Pensioners.

The Navy it is believed, gave them food, water and extra fuel and assisted them on their journey.

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[FalonTowers]

[cambrensis]

Now I have no idea what to do kos I dislike lettuce!!!

[FalonTowers]

Did you know ravens have 17 primary wing feathers, known as pinions?
A crow has 16.
So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

[Mandart]

[FalonTowers]

[FalonTowers]

This girl came up to me today .... and said she recognised me from a
vegetarian club........which was confusing as I had never met herbivore.

[Tropical_Trish]

JR and I went to a party at the Felixstowe RNLI headquarters. Oh boy, we had a fabulous time.
Wonderful food, entertainment ....
Gosh, they really do know how to push the boat out.