Clean Humor Thread

[Policequilts]

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First thing I thought of when seeing this picture was CAROL CHANNING

[cambrensis]

To be honest - I thought of this chap:

[sucadot]

My family is full of neat-freaks

They have their entire wardrobe planned out for the week.

They even labled their underwear "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", etc.

I decided I wanna do this too to try to be a little neater so I started labeling my underwear, too.

Right now, I'm wearing February

[bluebedouin]

...

Right now, I'm wearing February

But we're still in January!

[tony41]

But we're still in January!

That makes the joke even better.

[cambrensis]

But we're still in January!

You be when you want to be​....

[sucadot]

'I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week. Phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately ’she’d popped her clogs.' Peter Kay

‘I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad I take something for it.’ Ken Dodd

‘I met my wife in Hong Kong. I said: “What the bloody hell are you doing here?’’ Alexei Sayle

‘The wife’s mother said: “When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.” I said: “Good. I’m being buried at sea.”’ Les Dawson

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.' Ronnie Corbett

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.’ Stewart Francis

[4Minutes]

Finally found somewhere to stay for a few days away that meets all the restrictions.

[Mandart]

[cambrensis]

I'm glad I've taken my anti-allergy pill for the day!