Clean Humor Thread

[cambrensis]

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I agree with the complainant;
however, I'd have dealt with it differently...a little sarcasm perhaps such as: 50 words or less Pasta!

[Mandart]

[bluebedouin]

Jill, a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the school corridor, "Do you mind telling me whose class you're avoiding this time?"

"Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't like think like that's really important, y'know, like because I'm y'know, like I don't get anything out of it."

"Oh I see, It's English class, isn't it?" replied the smiling teacher.

[bluebedouin]

James talked with a homeless man and asked him how he ended up that way. The man replied, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went regularly to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my Open University degree course. I had no bills and no debt. James felt sorry for him, so he asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”

“Oh no, nothing like that,” the man replied. I was unexpectedly paroled.”

[madelaine]

James talked with a homeless man and asked him how he ended up that way. The man replied, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went regularly to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my Open University degree course. I had no bills and no debt. James felt sorry for him, so he asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”

“Oh no, nothing like that,” the man replied. I was unexpectedly paroled.”

James talked with a homeless man and asked him how he ended up that way. The man replied, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went regularly to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my Open University degree course. I had no bills and no debt. James felt sorry for him, so he asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”

“Oh no, nothing like that,” the man replied. I was unexpectedly paroled.”

You don't know anyone whose been in prison do you? I know this is a joke thread but I'm sick of this story. They have to pay for TV. They get no access to the internet whatsoever. They don't even get vaguely adequate bedding unless someone sends it in for them (so the rich are ok, even in prison).

[Mandart]

[bluebedouin]

You don't know anyone whose been in prison do you?

Yes,I know current & ex prisoners.

They have to pay for TV.

Did it say in the joke that it was free?

They get no access to the internet whatsoever.

Some prisons do give them internet,albeit for education purposes.

They don't even get vaguely adequate bedding unless someone sends it in for them (so the rich are ok, even in prison).

Clean sheets & pillow cases are provided along with blankets,what's not adequate about that?Duvets can be sent in by family or friends or can be bought with earnings.You don't have to be rich to buy a duvet set!
I'm surprised you didn't comment on the "homeless" part of it.In reality no parolee would be allowed to live on the streets.

At the end of the day it is a joke.Jokes,by their nature,have exaggerations.

[bluebedouin]

That's just outside Northampton.It used to say "Allergy warning.This pub may contain nuts."

[bluebedouin]

Ah,I got the wording wrong.Google streetview of March 2009.

[FalonTowers]