Clean Humor Thread

[cambrensis]

Oh my! How dare you! hahaha! I know where to pass on this one!!

[sucadot]

Oh my! How dare you! hahaha! I know where to pass on this one!!

Then my work for the day is done

[sucadot]

A man goes to the dentist with some broken teeth...

The dentist asks the man what happened, to which the man responds saying:

"My wife cooked some chicken and roti (Indian flatbread) but the bread was very hard."

The dentist replied: "You should have told her the bread was too hard and refused to eat it"

To which the man responds:


"I did."

[sucadot]

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly!" said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one more copy."

[bluebedouin]

I went to a faith healer last night. Absolute rubbish & a total waste of money. Even a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

[bluebedouin]

Had a big roll of bubble wrap delivered to work this morning. I asked the boss where he'd like it putting. Pop it in the corner he said.



I was there for hours!

[sucadot]

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.

"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."

The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"

The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

[sucadot]

Jarul went to church and he decided to get baptised.

The pastor dipped him thrice in the baptismal pool and said, "You are baptised in the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. From now on you are no longer to be called Jarul but Joseph, and you should never drink beer again."

Jarul went home and took a cold pint of beer out of the fridge. Recalling what the pastor said he went into the kitchen and dipped the pint of beer in a bowl of water three times saying,

'From now on you are no longer to be called Budweiser but orange juice.'

[craig7501]

3 cows sitting in a field when the first cow say's Mooooove, the 2nd Cow says Noooooo, when out of the blue the 3rd cow say's what the **** talking cows

[sucadot]