Clean Humor Thread

[FalonTowers]

I think I may have lost you.

That's the funniest reply on here that wasn't actually a joke

Thanks for joining in xxx

[cambrensis]

[FalonTowers]

[Mandart]

[Tropical_Trish]

Last week, the supervisor retired at our local helium factory after 40 years of loyal service.
At his retirement party - everyone spoke very highly of him.

[cambrensis]

I'm still squealing with laughter!

[Mandart]

[FalonTowers]

[sucadot]

An old granny and her grand daughter are chatting about granpa

-Did you love him, granma?
-Oh yes, i loved him so much. He was all my life, even tough he was so lazy.
-How come?
-You see, everytime there was something not working, he would never do anything about It. "Al, the sink Is broken." "Do i look like a plumber?" He would reply. "Hon, a brick fell off the wall!". "So what? Do i look like a bricklayer?" And so on. Well, until one day.
-What happened?
-He came back from work and found everything fixed. The sink working, the wall repaired etc.
"Who did this?" He asked.
"You know that nice young neighbour's son, that handsome guy with beautiful blue eyes? He came this morning and offered to fix all those things up."
"Good lord, how much did he asked for? That looks expensive!"
"Not really, in return he asked either to sleep with me or to have a cake baked."
"Wait, you baked him a cake, right?"
"....do i look like a baker?"

[Mandart]