Clean Humor Thread

[Mandart]

[FalonTowers]

There are 10 types of people on the Ebid Forums

...those who understand binary and those who don't

[Mandart]

[Tropical_Trish]

A friend of ours working as an electrician in Florida has been sacked, for refusing to service an electic chair.
He said it was an absolute death trap ...
Sorry, I'll get me coat ...

[Posbear]

[sucadot]

A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

The man says to the doctor "Okay, what are they?"

The doctor says "Well, first there's engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "that's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says "Sir, do you have any idea how many politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?"

[Mandart]

[cheaver]

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how a beginner attempts to play chords......




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[Mandart]

[Mandart]