Clean Humor Thread

[moonwitch]

I think this might have been spotted in Eastbourne lol

[cheaver]

.
What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.


.

[moonwitch]

I guessed orange, but it was chocolate;
I guessed toffee, but it was peanut;
I guessed strawberry, but it was coffee...I was wrong on so many Revels...

[cambrensis]

I guessed orange, but it was chocolate;
I guessed toffee, but it was peanut;
I guessed strawberry, but it was coffee...I was wrong on so many Revels...

I do love an excruciatingly painful pun! Thanks, Moonie! That's a gem!

[RogerandOwl]

I went for my second covid jab the other day. The nurse cleaned my arm with a swab. "Just a small prick" she uttered. 'Well there is no need to get personal!" I replied.

[moonwitch]

I went for my second covid jab the other day. The nurse cleaned my arm with a swab. "Just a small prick" she uttered. 'Well there is no need to get personal!" I replied.

That made me LOL

[Policequilts]

I, being of sound mind.

.
.
.
If they really only knew me.

[moonwitch]

[moonwitch]

I was watching the ‘Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra’ last night

and halfway through the bloke on the triangle disappeared...

[Mandart]

I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum.
'Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum