Clean Humor Thread

[cambrensis]

This is the humour thread. Did you get lost? lol

People getting the wrong end of the stick when reading upside down is funny.

[FalonTowers]

People getting the wrong end of the stick when reading upside down is funny.

I know that...but why not just laugh instead of trying to put right a mistake that didn't happen?

This comment isn't aimed at you btw because you clearly didn't do that.

I thought I was on Facebook for a minute back then

[cambrensis]

...I thought I was on Facebook for a minute back then

Facebook? What's that? Good job this is not FB...I'd have to hide my head in shame!

[FalonTowers]

Facebook? What's that? Good job this is not FB...I'd have to hide my head in shame!

Facebook? The place where jokes need explaining and half the replies to nearly any post is from a random 'Karen' lol who thinks everything needs to be reported to 'the manager'.

I regularly get banned from there due to being reported by 'Karens' lol

Just to clarify to the judgy people here, that those who have reported me on social media are trolls who will report pictures of cats and so on I posted years ago.

#waves to all the Karens here who think it's OK to attack the newbies

[FalonTowers]

[cambrensis]

Karens are good for you! You know it makes sense! (For those who did not spot it, there was a double entendre intended over "hide my head in shame". This was a possible reference to the ubiquitous Karen!

Worst moment I ever experienced in this area was when I said to a group of 6th formers: "I've taught you all I know, and still you're ignorant" - You've guessed it! One bright spark explained ... My consolation was the thought: :"Darwin was right!!"

[cambrensis]

I once spent a few minutes getting a group to see that "Nothing acts faste than Oojah pills" was capable of several interpretations, designed to get the advertiser out of trouble if there were legal repurcussions. Clever stuff!

The following day one of the lads said to me: "My mum says you're ignorant!"

"Out of the mouths of babes...."

[sucadot]

We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that:

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

You fill in a form by filling it out

When the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible

And a bell is only heard once it goes!

[cambrensis]

​Wondering about a "dead ringer"....hmm

[ebidewithme]

This is the humour thread. Did you get lost? lol

I think I may have lost you.