paddi jokes

[PATRIOT73]

Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him, "Did you find the shampoo?"

Paddy says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
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Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.

Mick says, "What if one explodes before we get there?"

Paddy: "We’ll lie and say we only found two."
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The Irish have solved their fuel problems. They’ve imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and are going to drill for their own oil.
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Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Jaysus Paddy, what in hell d’yis t’ink yer doing?"

Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter....."
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Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're doing your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

[suesjools]

LMAO!

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[sucadot]

Oh dear ! had to read the first one twice

[PATRIOT73]

Oh dear ! had to read the first one twice

lancasharian ..........i rest m'case

[sucadot]

lancasharian ..........i rest m'case

lol! I'm blaming it on my Yorkshire grandma

[PATRIOT73]

lol! I'm blaming it on my Yorkshire grandma

west yorkshire

[KAYS6912]

Hahaha! Goodies!

[PATRIOT73]

Hahaha! Goodies!

abit earli fer halloweenp

[Triumph7]

Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
__________
Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him, "Did you find the shampoo?"

Paddy says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
__________
Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.

Mick says, "What if one explodes before we get there?"

Paddy: "We’ll lie and say we only found two."
__________
The Irish have solved their fuel problems. They’ve imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and are going to drill for their own oil.
__________
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Jaysus Paddy, what in hell d’yis t’ink yer doing?"

Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter....."
__________
Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're doing your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

Paddy and Mike rented a boat and had a days fishing in the middle of this great big lake.
They had a fantastic day, the boat was full of fish. Paddy says to mike "we could do with coming to this exact spot again tomorrow" but how do we know how to get the same exact spot. Mike says I've got a good idea, I'll paint a white cross on the side of the boat........Paddy says thats a good idea.......but the trouble is we might not get the same boat tomorrow.