What are your favourite sayings?

[Anniemcc2]

I am woman. I am invincible. I am knackered.


If I don't travel, how can I broaden my mind?

I really do learn something new every day - too bad I forget most of it by the next day.

"Anger is one letter away from danger." --Eleanor Roosevelt

The surest sign that there is intelligent life in the universe is that they have NOT tried
to contact us." -Calvin & Hobbes

[olivia8143]

I'm going to steal that!

I already have! It's a (paraphrased) Terry Pratchett quote. (I thought it would appeal to you )

[Blossombob]

" You look far too young to have a daughter that age " :-)

[Fossy]

I'm sorry, but you must be confusing me with someone who gives a sh*t.

[Cocksparrer]

I will be there for you, but you're never there for me.
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable!
Dont mess with the best, cos I dont mess !
Some people are only alive, because it is against the Law to shoot them.

[sucadot]

It's not the end of the world

No rain, no rainbow

Alcohol will preserve anything but a secret

A camel never sees it's own hump

[tjsprinting]

if you cant blind em with brilliance, baffle em with bulls**t

and

improvise adapt and overcome!!

[lejoueurdepipeau]

"Use what talents you possess: - the woods would be very quiet if no birds sang except those that sang the best."

"Do what you can
Being what you are
Shine like a glow worm
if you cannot be a star!"

"Welcome to our humble home
Come in, sit down, converse...
It doesn't always look like this...
.......... Some days it's even worse!"

"A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life."

"You have to eat a bit of dirt before you die"...

"He who plants a garden plants happiness for others"...

and...

"Every man has two countries - his own and France."

[adruml]

My folks used to use this one and I enjoyed and beleive to this day to be true.

Polish: Wszędzie dobrze, ale w domu najlepiej

English: It's good everywhere, but home is best

[suesjools]

My folks used to use this one and I enjoyed and beleive to this day to be true.

Polish: Wszędzie dobrze, ale w domu najlepiej

English: It's good everywhere, but home is best

So true.

My favorite (my late grandfather's): Anybody who'd believe that would have to stand on his head and sh*t in his vest pocket.

Best wishes for many sales to all,