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    Cool Store selling husbands opens in New York

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. T he shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, wh ere the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that have big boobs, love sex, and have money.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

    Got this one on my FB wall - Hope you all enjoy it

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    Default Re: Store selling husbands opens in New York

    LOL! Mostly, because there is truth in it!

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    Yep - ya wouldn't get me past the 2nd floor with a crowbar!

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    LOL!

    Best wishes for many sales to all,

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    Default Re: Store selling husbands opens in New York

    This is SO getting nicked for my FB page! hahaha!
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    Default Re: Store selling husbands opens in New York

    Quote Originally Posted by KAYS6912 View Post
    This is SO getting nicked for my FB page! hahaha!
    And I nicked it from my FB page

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    Default Re: Store selling husbands opens in New York

    Quote Originally Posted by Oldandintheway View Post


    Yep - ya wouldn't get me past the 2nd floor with a crowbar!
    Who are you kidding? Most men stop on the first floor!
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