Do these shorts make my rear end look big?!
“Doing business without proper advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does and the girl doesn't even know you're winking at her either."
Since I have found out that the bag she has in her hand is from Victoria's Secret, how about this?
"Victoria's Secret model heading back to work after lunching at a newly-discounted all-you-can-eat buffet"
Excuse me Luv, your the mirror shop is over there.
or
Should have gone to Specsavers
Graham
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about learning to dance in the rain.
Carrying a bag with vertical stripes while wearing horizontal stripes is a fatal fashion faux pas!
Madelaine
4 shops for Cats Protection & Prospect Hospice
My Postcard Shop
BK Stamps for Philatelic listings
& Yarnalong for craft patterns
and
Lotzabitz -anything that doesn't belong in one of the other shops.
Ever since her boyfriend insisted they were her shorts she found in his car glovebox she's insisted on wearing them when they go out together....
Wonderful, Fleetmark!
Madelaine
4 shops for Cats Protection & Prospect Hospice
My Postcard Shop
BK Stamps for Philatelic listings
& Yarnalong for craft patterns
and
Lotzabitz -anything that doesn't belong in one of the other shops.
Proof that it was a bad idea to allow women to work as builders.
(Yes, it's a builder's bum crack reference.)
Last edited by damian_steele; 27th May 2014 at 11:47 AM.
10 lbs. of poop in a 5 lb. bag.
Denim versus pork pie,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no contest!
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