What to do about ants?

[ZonkersCollection]

Here's a solution and sounds flavorful

http://www.chefdepot.net/chocolateants.htm

I'm too lazy.
I'd just pour chocolate syrup over em.


Or how about...
Dip em in "liquid smoke"?
(and you thought i was anti-smoke)

[astral276]

What about a shotgun? Sit yourself in a swivel-chair and blow their bleedin' heads off.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Ooooh! One cartridge left...

BOOM!

[buttons-and-bows]

I just found some in my back yard so i sat and watched them and they were congregating round the hole for my whirly gig line so I pored neat domestos in it and then jumped on the rest and flattened them going to put a line of the creosote round outside my kitchen area later, i don't like uninvited visitors no matter how small they are, little blighters

[olivia8143]

I just found some in my back yard so i sat and watched them and they were congregating round the hole for my whirly gig line so I pored neat domestos in it and then jumped on the rest and flattened them going to put a line of the creosote round outside my kitchen area later, i don't like uninvited visitors no matter how small they are, little blighters

Sounds like a lot of effort for something outside the house

[astral276]

Sounds like a lot of effort for something outside the house

Unless you are out in the garden and end up covered in them unnoticed - which has happened to me on a couple of occasions.

I don't think the next-door-neighbour has even yet got over the shock of her seeing me ripping my pants off, in the middle of the lawn, because they were full of ants nibbling at my bits.

[buttons-and-bows]

Unless you are out in the garden and end up covered in them unnoticed - which has happened to me on a couple of occasions.

I don't think the next-door-neighbour has even yet got over the shock of her seeing me ripping my pants off, in the middle of the lawn, because they were full of ants nibbling at my bits.

Have you got any picture's by any chance

[PATRIOT73]

Have you got any picture's by any chance

mel pins the pics on his front door on Halloween nite
as pretty much the same desired effect

[astral276]

Have you got any picture's by any chance

You really wouldn't want that. Does the phrase 'last turkey In the shop' mean anything to you?

[astral276]

mel pins the pics on his front door on Halloween nite
as pretty much the same desired effect

Oi!!!!

Ok, maybe you are right.

[suesjools]

LMAO! And here I thought ants in the pants was just a figure of speech...

Called the plumber today and he thinks they came up the sink pipe, God knows why, though he said they likely won't be back. He said I shouldn't put anything down the drain, so I'll leave it be for now. No ants so far today, knock wood, just a few stray crickets which were replaced back outdoors.

Best wishes for many sales to all,