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Thread: ...Acting the goat...PMSL!!!

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    OMG ... That was worth a click ... PMSL


    PLEASE tell me its not true.







    Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat


    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up". Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.




    EDIT ... Hang on aint that goat rape ( confused face )
    How the hell do they know the goat agreed to have sex with him.
    I bet it never. >>>>>
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    Wise men those council of elders.
    At least the Goats owner made a quick buck. .................

    .............................. I meant ($50)

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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that is so wrong on so many levels! yikes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiquita
    ...and very soon we may hear the 'clip clop' of little KIDS??
    was thinking same thing myself, pmsl, hope they don't take after dad.
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    So how much are tickets to the Sudan, then?


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    Quote Originally Posted by damian_steele
    So how much are tickets to the Sudan, then?

    Why? D'you want to borrow the goat?

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    No, it's her kid sister that the cutie.

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