rofl
ok how old r they and what are their skills?
they are 12, 9 and 8, skills?? you are of course joking lol, lets see 12 yr old, stroppy as you like, tendancies for door slamming, 9 and 8 mud pies and bugs lol and do they come with manuals?,
nope, you fly by the seat of your harris are they good at cleaning?
not a flerpin chance cooking?
only at a push and then only for themselves stuff like that... cuz i have a gf but she is for decorative purposes only
lol, you might after taking receipt of these 3, might like to change the tense of your wording take "have a girlfriend" to HAD a girlfriend lol, and if she shes your comments there matey, you'll be wearing parts of your anatomy for decorative purposes only
will the malteser be to satisfy your chocolately urges or is it purely decorative also?