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Toilet train your cat
An Australian housewife has invented a three step programme for training cats to use the toilet.
Jo Lapidge devised her Litter-Kwitter system after being inspired by Mr. Jinks, the toilet trained cat from Meet the Parents.
She said: "It was such a funny scene. But then I thought what a great idea! What if I really could train my cat? How would I do it?
"The system takes a three stage approach to make it easy for cats of any age - and their owners - to make the transition from litter tray to toilet."
The training process takes about two months. First a red 'disc' filled with litter is fitted over the toilet bowl.
As the cat's balance improves an amber disc with a small hole is used, eventually the cat can balance on a green disc with a clear drop into the toilet bowl.
"The discs allow your cat to progress at his own pace to build his confidence and ability," explained Mrs Lapidfe.
The Litter-Kwitter can be seen at www.litterkwitter.com.au.