A question...

[victorfrank]

... do they wear the green wellies?

Not sure. My mother tries to keep me indoors when they are in town.

[CarnoustieCats]

very wise woman your mammy

[victorfrank]

very wise woman your mammy

So she says.

[CarnoustieCats]

.. oh feeling brave today, boyo, are we - mum not around then?

[victorfrank]

.. oh feeling brave today, boyo, are we - mum not around then?

As it happens, you are correct. She is at the corns and verruca clinic. Hope she is back in time to make the evening meal.

[CarnoustieCats]

the mind boggles - pmsl

[FairMaiden]

As it happens, you are correct. She is at the corns and verruca clinic. Hope she is back in time to make the evening meal.

If she's been to the corn clinic lets hope she hasnt got a cob on

[deltadelta48]

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

All women know the answer!!!

Hate to go with always, I will say PROBABLY.