Originally Posted by
HerMajesty
Trish - I'm surprised at you. Surely by now you know swords are not allowed on eBid. I think you will have to stick with throwing coconuts from the top of your palm tree. The rest of us will have to duck, collect them, and make daiquairis while you are stuck in the tree. You probably won't be able to nick any ticks from that height, either. Maybe you should pursue a more subtle lifestyle...........................stay out of the tree, and just whack people over the head with a palm branch when the bidding gets too raucous .