Wanted please - Romanian phrase book !

[Bohemian]

Hi All,

Has anyone got a Romanian phrase book available, at reasonable price please ? The only one I can find here is much more expensive than elsewhere. Not too worried if it is a second hand copy, as I will probably only be making one trip there. Thanks in advance.

[damian_steele]

(Set: A tobacconist's shop.) Text on screen: In 1970, the British Empire lay in ruins, and foreign nationalists frequented the streets - many of them Hungarians (not the streets - the foreign nationals). Anyway, many of these Hungarians went into tobacconist's shops to buy cigarettes....
A Hungarian tourist approaches the clerk. The tourist is reading haltingly from a phrase book.
Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Clerk: Sorry?
Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.
Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.
Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack).
Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.
Clerk: Sorry?
Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels
(pretends to strike a match).
Clerk: Ahh, matches!
Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Clerk: Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.
Hungarian: You great poof.
Clerk: That'll be six and six, please.
Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected.
Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and six...Here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words) Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka.
Hungarian punches the clerk.

(Monty Python)

Oh!

Sorry.

I thought you said Hungarian.

[Bohemian]

Ha ha lol :-)

[bluebedouin]

Not exactly a phrase book but I have this.I think it's more for Romanian kids.50p + postage?