Ello troops. Did someone mention mulled wine? What a spiffingly good idea !
Make sure you have plenty of pans and kettles filled up with water before the work commences and some buckets for flushing the loo Private Buttons, we don't want any pong in the barracks !
Lieutenant Maplegin and Corporal Somerset I know you have been a tad distracted but get a grip on that guarding. You need to become invisible like I have over the last week !
A nice relaxing afternoon for me ... with the Cadet sticking me with needles !!!