Clean Humor Thread

[HerMajesty]

Those are all so good! Sucadot - will have to share the grammar one with my daughter who's a teacher!!! lol

[sucadot]

Those are all so good! Sucadot - will have to share the grammar one with my daughter who's a teacher!!! lol

Hope she enjoys 'em Ma'am

[cheaver]

and remember, i before e except after c


No wonder grammar teachers need comforting.

[sucadot]

[cambrensis]

LIFE'S A GAMBLE ??

This time the priest even blessed the eyes, ears,
and hooves of the old nag......

.....'Father! What happened?
All day long you blessed horses and they all won.

Then in the last race, the horse you blessed
never even had a chance.
So now, thanks to you,
I've lost every penny!'

The Priest nodded wisely and with sympathy.
saying,
"You are not Catholic are you my son?"

"No, I'm not."
he answered

"That's the problem,"
said the Priest,
"you can't tell the difference
between a blessing
and
the last rites."

Oh dear! Absolutely hilarious! I had tears running down my cheeks as I recognised the last rite as I'm sure did many here! I've 'phoned it to a few friends already!! Superb!!!

[cheaver]

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Excellent use of key words for the search engine (or the comb)....








Maybe not one for the clean humour thread......

[Tropical_Trish]

DR. HEDGEH
(Hospital consultant of Asian ethnicity, as quite a few of our wonderful and talented hospital staff are)
puts a sign on his consultation room door.
Reading thus:

"Anyone else putting OG after my name will be penalised with a notice to leave my practice"
(groan!)

[johnwash1]

DR. HEDGEH
(Hospital consultant of Asian ethnicity, as quite a few of our wonderful and talented hospital staff are)
puts a sign on his consultation room door.
Reading thus:

"Anyone else putting OG after my name will be penalised with a notice to leave my practice"
(groan!)

Should have been "... will be allocated their next appointment in Spring, when I'll be coming out of hibernation".

He's obviously too prickly and needs to work on his sense of humour.

[EalingBob]

I hate to do this about a local business but feel you deserve to know. 😕

** Be aware **

We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (we won't name them) just been to pick it up and as we were driving home, we heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
We thought what the hell is that? Has something got in the bag? We thought we could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and two little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

... A Peeking Duck!!!

[sucadot]