Harry Potter the New One an E-Bid Exclusive !

[Paulwillhappy]

Well Folks I'm here n W H Smiths writing my first Report on the New Book by ol JK !

I am wring this on my new Blackberry anyway i'm going to pick a page at random ?

Here Goes;

Hagrid was feeling unwell, maybe it was because of Mrs Hoggingbottom's Phalakr pudding ?

He had not been to the toilet for at least a week and Dumbledorf had prescribed a mixture of syrup, Gunpowder and Tail of Newt.

Once in the Toilet Hagrid thought of his Childhood, His Mother and his uncle an old Tree Stump call ChankWanner.....

All of a sudden he felt a sudden surge of Blind pain and with one massive push a Sh*t the size of a Golf bag appeared before him ?

Complete with a 9 Iron ?

"I Can't remember eating that he Boomed" The Giant Golf Bags sized Turd replied "Not Effin Likely".

After Wiping himself on an Old Twig coated with Brasso & Swarf he upped his trousers and headed for Hogwarts as fast as he could go......

Meanwhile in his Room Ron looked up at his FHM Pinup featuring his favourite Model Dawnnie. Her Body Glissened in the candlelight...

Ron's face was all red and his lip was all a Quiver when Suddenly he grabbed at least 3 Large Mansize tissue's and it was all over ?
OoooooHHHHHHHHHHH!

Across the landing Harry looked at his Scar in the Mirror, And that Blonde one with the posh voice was doing a bit of magic in the Library ?


Well thats all for Now..... Next week i will be Offering a Preview of the Fantastic 4 a Story about 4 People coming out of their local Pub and helping an old lady across the road...... She looks at them thankfully and Say's You 4 are Fantastic !

[thehoneyant]

Mad as hatters, LOL my daughters just come home, with hers in her hot little hand for £10.99 and a free book worth £5.99 about Dragons. She is now flat out on the bed reading........................

[slinkyri]

ooo where did she get a freebie from christine - I bet beryl would be interested lol

[eleyne81]

I got mine at 1 minute past midnight 70 pages into it already.

[thehoneyant]

ooo where did she get a freebie from christine - I bet beryl would be interested lol

She pre-ordered from Otticas Bookshop, they gave her a letter to collect, and the free book came as part of the pre order deal.

Its called Dragonology, Bringing up Baby Dragons A Guide for Beginners. It is a facsimile of an original that was among the effects of the writer Dr. Ernest Drake circa 1895

It's an excellent little book, written (after) the Complete Book of Dragons, maybe beryl has it ?
The ISBN number is 1-84011-710-9 published by templar.

there is a website, just found it. http://www.dragonology.com/

Ohh!! and she's got her piccie in the local paper. I've just seen it.

[thehoneyant]

Got/had any Dragons in your area http://www.wyrm.demon.co.uk/ukdracs.htm

Loads near me.

http://www.colba.net/~tempest/ another dragon site. Hey I'm well into Dragons now.