"Free Money" Virus Warning

[ziggyslovechild]

If you receive an email message, with the subject line "Free Money," DO NOT read the message. Delete it immediately, unplug your computer, then burn it to ashes in a government-approved toxic waste disposal incinerator.

Once a computer is infected, it will be too late. Your computer will begin to emit a vile odor. Then it will secrete a foul, milky discharge. Verily, it shall screech with the tortured, monitor-shattering scream of a thousand hell-scorched souls, drawing unwanted attention to your work area/home from co-workers and supervisors/neighbours alike. After violently ripping itself from the wall, your computer will punch through your office/home window as it streaks into the night, howling like a banshee. Once free, it will spend the rest of its days sodomising household pets and mocking the Pope.

Some filthy, disgusting miscreant ... some no-good, low-down, good-for-nothing dirty snake, in twisted pursuit of his own sadistic dreams, is sending this virus across the Net, via an e-mail entitled "Free Money." What is so terrifying about this virus is that you do not even have to open the e-mail, for it to activate. In fact, you do not even need to receive the e-mail. You do not even need to own a computer. "Free Money" can infect even minor household appliances.
How it does this is frankly, a matter of some debate ... but BELIEVE US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be discussing it in ALL CAPS.

So for the LOVE OF GOD, forward this e-mail to all those you claim to care about, all those you purport to love.

Don't do it later! Do it NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

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