hillbilly
Three women - one german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped, the others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager" she said, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Hillbily woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out from her ar$$e. The others raised their eyebrows and stared. The Hillbilly woman finally sad, "well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax".
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