Did I dream about a thread just now??

[Pete27]

if I had a daughter pete you are just the type of lad I'd love her to marry, good looks, charm, witty and a wasboard tummy

I mayyyyyyyyy have exagerrated a little there im afraid

[pheasantplukka]

proper pmsl where did thos grapefruits come from on the post where bel posted your pic

[Pete27]

proper pmsl where did thos grapefruits come from on the post where bel posted your pic

dunno but it was funny as ****.... if i was drinking something im sure i would have sprayed the screen! lol

its just how theres a pile of them down by my leg like i cant go more than the 5 seconds it takes to take a pic without having to knock one off with a grapefruit.... pmsl

[pheasantplukka]

I was so busy trying to check the abs under your anorak that the grapefruits passed me by the first time

[Pete27]

I was so busy trying to check the abs under your anorak that the grapefruits passed me by the first time

who's this guy in the anorak then?

[funky_fudge_factory]

OMG, proper pmsl at those grapefruit

You took them all the way to Cornwall with you????
You need to get out more dood

[slinkyri]

OMG, proper pmsl at those grapefruit

You took them all the way to Cornwall with you????
You need to get out more dood

fpmsl

[Pete27]

OMG, proper pmsl at those grapefruit

You took them all the way to Cornwall with you????
You need to get out more dood

but how can i? i walk down the street with a grapefruit and people shout 'get in there!!'... the complete opposite of what your telling me

get in, get out....... poor old grapefruit just cant keep up