Remember When:
A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show
a window was something you hated to clean....
And ram was the cousin of a goat..... Meg was the name of your girlfriend
and gig was your middle finger upright
now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes
An application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age
a CD was a bank account
and if you had a 3 1/2' floppy
you hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
you'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
but when it happens they wish they were dead ..................
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Originally Posted by Rednosty
