Please dont laugh to loud !!!!!!

[CrowlasCrafts]

Arrr - dear of you!

Now I would do that - but would keep it quiet in case everyone laughed at me! Good for you at being able to laugh at yourself and admit to it! I admire your humility!

[Fossy]

I wonder if they are the same 2 horses I came across recently.

My car broke down in the middle of the country recently and I managed to get it to a layby near a field gate. I opened the bonnet and looked around for the problem when after 10 minutes a horse poked its head over the fence and said "Its your distributor mate, the red lead has probably come loose".

I thought FFS a talking horse, but I looked at the distributor and found he was right. I quickly repaired the problem, thanked the horse who said "No problem mate, anytime." and drove to the nearest pub in desparate need of a drink.

Talking to the barman I told him about my story and the talking horse. He said "Was it the brown one?"

I answered "Actually, yes it was".

The barman replied" Then you were lucky, cos the other one knows nothing about cars!"

[CrowlasCrafts]

Brilliant!

[sdk]

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'

A variant on this had me in stitches the other day while watching Shrek II

Ah, the old ones are the best.

[moonwitch]

A unicorn is just a horse that walked into a bar

An iron one

[DanTheMan3]

Ok so I will not laugh.

[kaylacrafts]

OP thanks for the laugh , i do silly things like that quite a lot myself but the main thing is that you can laugh at yourself while giving others a laugh too

[sugarluvver]

Ha Ha Ha....!!!! Just brilliant!