My Japenese name is

[ejean9]

ConFuSciouS SayS:

"man who run in front of car get tired"
"man who run behind car get exhausted"
"man with one hand in pocket not neccessarily jingling change"
"To prevent hangover stay drunk!"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk thru airport turnstyle sideways going to BANGkok."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."

[Fossy]

Man born on side of hill not on level

[ejean9]

Man born on side of hill not on level

Man who is midget smell crotch

[carolwyld]

my name is Carol in every Language

[victorfrank]

'Behind every succesful man, there is a surprised woman.'

[ejean9]

'Behind every succesful man, there is a surprised woman.'

yip...flat on the floor..with fainting..

[carolwyld]

i would be very surprised

[victorfrank]

'When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?'

[carolwyld]

why dont a man act like a woman , kind sweet and nice

[victorfrank]

'Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected'.