FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little beggar. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog..
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . .. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG..
Looks like a rat.. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ...
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie..
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. No longer needed.
Got married last month. Husband knows f *****g everything.