Oh well...

[Cailleach]

Well, I'm a Stokie really, a Midlander......
but ....
I sure can make a decent Yorkshire pud!

" Runs off really, really quick while ducking! "

whoops ... here it comes .....

Damn! I had just asked my o'ther arf to put the kettle on, when all of a sudden this giant Aunt Trish's Yorkshire pudding came flying through the window and conked him on the 'ed.
I guess I'll have to make mi own cuppa now!
That'll teach me.............Won't it?

[cheaver]

he he Trish! I'll bring a bottle, or two, or three.............xx

[Tropical_Trish]

Damn! I had just asked my o'ther arf to put the kettle on, when all of a sudden this giant Aunt Trish's Yorkshire pudding came flying through the window and conked him on the 'ed.
I guess I'll have to make mi own cuppa now!
That'll teach me.............Won't it?

Too right, me duck!
Hope the old bloke is ok, I can do without being sued for throwing a dangerous missile!
Nah then,
I'll just get mesen a luvly piece of Hovis toast, washed down with a good strong cuppa of Taylors of Harrogate tea, and get me pikelets out!!
(For brekky).
Retires whistling ....
"On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at, On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
..On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at

[Armstrongs]

Got my RAF pension paid today.

Just paid, gas, electric and credit card.

Skint again.

Oh well...I hear food is over-rated and I could do with losing a bit of weight.

I have the same problem............too much month left at the end of the money.......