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Thread: A Little More to the Left!

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    Default A Little More to the Left!

    A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

    She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

    Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the other blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left, a little more to the right!"


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    Default Re: A Little More to the Left!

    LMAO!

    Best wishes for many sales to all,

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    Quote Originally Posted by iwiw60 View Post
    A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

    She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

    Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the other blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left, a little more to the right!"

    Thats to cute! Needed a good laugh to start the day! Great weekend to you as well!
    I went blonde for the month of october after turning 49 mid life crissis maybe.lol
    That lasted about 2 weeks glad to be back to my old self in the mirror!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogaz1010 View Post
    Thats to cute! Needed a good laugh to start the day! Great weekend to you as well!
    I went blonde for the month of october after turning 49 mid life crissis maybe.lol
    That lasted about 2 weeks glad to be back to my old self in the mirror!
    I've been "shooting the goop" to my hair for eons!! I'm totally grey and just not ready to "give in" if you know what I mean!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iwiw60 View Post
    I've been "shooting the goop" to my hair for eons!! I'm totally grey and just not ready to "give in" if you know what I mean!!
    LOL! When I tried to go platinum blonde back in the 80s (the Madonna syndrome) it went very pale red, not exactly the hue I was looking for, haven't touched it since, not sure what I'd get these days and I'm a little afraid to find out.

    Best wishes for many sales to all,

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    Default Re: A Little More to the Left!

    Not giving in to the gray yet either, so I will still wash that gray right outa my hair too!

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    Default Re: A Little More to the Left!

    I'm beginning to get the "grays" and am afraid to color it----probably would turn out green or orange! Anyway, I think I have earned each one of them and I'd hate to have to do it again.

    I'm in the age bracket (67) where all of my friends have been gray for years even if they don't want to admit it so they think I have been coloring my hair since I'm just now turning gray. My sister is two years younger and has been gray for several years. The color isn't what bothers me, gray hair seems to be coarser and harder to manage.

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    Default Re: A Little More to the Left!

    Love it, great bit of humour.

    I was Blonde once, well still am in certain places,
    then I went Grey, now I'm going sort of shiny on top.

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    Default Re: A Little More to the Left!

    That joke was extremely funny

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