You could make a fortune in my street alone! Loads of them standing outside the pubs in pouring rain, drunk, sobbing and smoking 'cos Scotland lost in some big footie match.Originally Posted by hughpharted
i gots idea for thee poor smokers who haves to stannd
ootside pubbs in thee poorings rains.it a umbyrella hat
butt with a littel sticky oot bitt to covers thee siggy, so from aboves
it woulds looks like a frying pann or a mexicann in him big hat
smokinngs a ceegar
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O.K. Picture this. Your at a party or club having a good time wearing your best shirt. While your dancing , your shirt untucks from your trousers . You realised you had a dump about 10 minutes ago and noww have a skid on the tail of your shirt the size of Heathrows runway. How do you remedy the problem ? A shirt that allows you to attach toilet paper to the tail and can be changed in an instant. How does that sound ?
better still...wear a shirt without tails and wear it on the OUTSIDE of your trousers...........
what made you think of that
happened to you then
Life is serious but taking it too seriously robs you of
happiness, fun and productivity
hoo betty i carry lighter for you
hughie not like pooey talk so for that reasson i outs
went to glasgow few months agoYou could make a fortune in my street alone! Loads of them standing outside the pubs in pouring rain, drunk, sobbing and smoking 'cos Scotland lost in some big footie match.
the pubs STANK cos the smoke werent covering up the beer and bo stink lol
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You know what? I think you just answered a question I've had for ages! Thank you! That IS what's different about the pubs these days. And the buses and the trains! Oh dear me! And I just thought it was my local that smelled like that ROFL All these years of drinking in smokey dens, I had never noticed how much a place could stink and it be covered up by the smell of smoke. Now the smoke's gone, they're showing their true colours (or smell) and that means only 2 things...
A) drinkers in small, local pubs must be mainly people who get too drunk to notice the smell and
B) there's a fortune to be made in redecorating smelly old pubs.
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partlysausages shirrt might cover upp smell of smoke
I'd rather have the smoke, thanks
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